Friday, April 30, 2010

dialogue ideas


 are you 21 already?
11:00pmMe
lol
yes
ur like 22
11:00pmChristopher
oh wow
no 23
11:00pmMe
everyone i know is still around 18
but i need to fix my car tomorrow morning
11:01pmChristopher
booo
I need to get my car checked up this week
11:03pmMe
pay my school and ill do it
i go to skyline
and have school 5 days a week
someone came in with NO brakes
they were all worn down
11:03pmChristopher
haha
so why were you in Osh the other day?
11:03pmMe
looking for a pipe
11:04pmChristopher
interesting
11:04pmMe
yup
i was going to do interesting things with the pipe
11:04pmChristopher
oh good
pipes are fun
11:05pmMe
i actually needed a special kind you didnt have
it was disappointing
11:05pmChristopher
you can try Lowe's
11:06pmMe
i bet they would have the special pipe


its smashed up
and 5 years old
1:17amMe
only the front
the engine is perfect
1:17amChristian
oh
1:17amMe
i would do anyone for that car
ANYONEEEEE
1:17amChristian
lol\
1:17amMe
i think ill go find a sugardaddy
1:17amChristian
haha if you do see if he has a friend
im very poor =(
1:18amMe
lol
im sure theres lots of rich gay guys
im really thinking about it
i need options
1:18amChristian
lol
you gonna be a homemaker?
1:18amMe
lol
just fucking i guess
i dont care, i just want that car
1:19amChristian
haha
you gotta be attracted to him or it wont work
whats ur ideal looking kinda guy
like whats ur type
1:20amMe
hey
im attracted to the car
seriously
id do some old rich guy
ideal is young and skinny muscular
american
i dotn like fobs
dont know myself too well so icant define those things
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youve changed the voice of my conscience. it sucks. i cant talk to myself in my head normally. its quite an accomplishment for you

go back to the 80s and use a pager. or stick to texting. how about that

heres some things i was thinking of while you were brushing me off. and im typing this so i dont waste the thought i had.

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i'll do
both medicure and pedicure
Dan
8:06pmMe
ok
doesnt that take a long time?
8:07pmAlex
lol, 15 minutes
1000 usd
tip depends on you
8:07pmMe
1000?
8:08pmAlex
fee is 1000 dollars
lol
8:08pmMe
you can have my car
8:08pmAlex
really
8:09pmMe
yup
8:09pmAlex
that's a major joke
8:09pmMe
yes it is
8:09pmAlex
lol
Dan
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how do you get hard when a guy sucks your dick
5:21pmMe
getting my dick sucked feels good but i cant get off with a guy
i have to think about girls
thats what i did all the time
5:21pmColeman
that sucks
5:21pmMe
think about girls
yup
5:21pmColeman
how many guys have you been with
and how many girls
5:21pmMe
sucks if im not truly gay
3 girls one guy
id say 2 girls
one last week making 3
5:21pmColeman
any girls from mills
5:21pmMe
nope
i got no balls then
5:21pmColeman
howd you meet them
5:21pmMe
friends
after highschool
i wish i did girls then
5:22pmColeman
why
do you like younger girls
5:22pmMe
i missed out on the girls that were attracted to me
so i wish i did do them
i thnk that carries on and now i like some younger girls
because i missed out
and am trying to make up
5:23pmColeman
did you fuck this girl
chrstina pickney
in all your pics
5:23pmMe
nope
nope
5:23pmColeman
too bad
5:23pmMe
nobody in high school
5:23pmColeman
shes hot
5:23pmMe
rofl
no
she isnt
shes ok now
5:23pmColeman
oh in some pics she looks okay
5:23pmMe
and she does some 40 year old guy
she likes old men
with piggytails
5:18pmColeman
gross
5:23pmMe
jk
5:23pmColeman
who did you fuck
5:23pmMe
her boyfirend is 32 and he has a piggytail
after high school
5:24pmColeman
your boyfriend was asian?
5:24pmMe
a girl named franchesca
yes
5:24pmColeman
i see you kissing an asian guy
5:24pmMe
u can see it in the pics
yes
yup
taht guy
5:24pmColeman
franchesca canata bowman?
5:24pmMe
dunno
i took her off my facebook
franchesca mercado
wheres that link
5:24pmColeman
whyd yo utake her off
5:25pmMe
it was like 3 years ago and im embarrassed
i still wanted to be with her
5:25pmColeman
why
5:25pmMe
but she broke it off
i was depressed before it and it got in the way of the relationship
5:25pmColeman
did the asian guy have a small dick
5:26pmMe
decent sized one
OHHHH
I DID THIS FAT GUY LAST WEEK
with the girl
5:26pmColeman
lol wtf
5:26pmMe
just remembered
5:26pmColeman
what do you mean
you fucked him?
5:26pmMe
no
just sucked his dick
5:26pmColeman
let me see a pic of this girl
5:27pmMe
he soo wanted to do me
5:27pmColeman
were you guys on drugs or something
5:27pmMe
they were drunk =(
i didnt want them to be
a bunch of college guys
5:27pmColeman
what?
i thought it was a girl and a guy
5:27pmMe
i mean it as a group
i say guys
instead of people
always say guys
LINK AND MEAN STUFF I SAID ABOUT PEOPLE
I CARE ABOUT EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW TOO MUCH
5:28pmColeman
howd you guys get drunk
and end up fuckinjg
5:28pmMe
i started off by being naked while everyone was sober
and having the gay guy draw me
ha
5:28pmColeman
was this at a house party
or something
or just you 3
5:29pmMe
dorms
4 ppl
one sat out
and watched i guess
one girl
5:29pmColeman
why did you get naked
5:29pmMe
shes got a boyfriend
for the hell of it
i thought it would be a good idea
half way in i got bored and thought differently
5:29pmColeman
do you have a nice physique
5:29pmMe
i assume so
my dick is small flaccid though
hmmm
5:29pmColeman
do you have a big dick erect
5:29pmMe
average size
what about u
5:29pmColeman
whats that mean
5:30pmMe
i say 6 and not that girthy
5:30pmColeman
people tell me im big or average
i assume im average
5:30pmMe
you would probably be big
5:30pmColeman
some people just like to flatter you
5:30pmMe
lemmie see
5:30pmColeman
well im half asian
5:30pmMe
people only say im average
im 1/4 asian
i guess i have small white dick in me
5:30pmColeman
i think most guys are 6 or under
5:31pmMe
i heard 6 is average
so far all ive seen is big dick
5:31pmColeman
that tiny asian guy
had a bigger dick than u?
lol
5:31pmMe
dunno if hes gay
hes not tiny
5:31pmColeman
he looks like hed have a small one
5:31pmMe
hes buff and has a bigger one
big vietnamese dick
yeah
5:31pmColeman
how big was it
5:31pmMe
lINK I SHOULD HAVE NOT PUT
bigger than mine
by half inch or inch
5:31pmColeman
by a lot
5:31pmMe
and thickeer
lets hang out and compare dicks
for a couple of hours
or 5 mins
5:32pmColeman
why
5:32pmMe
why not
5:32pmColeman
why did you think im gay
how could you tell
why did you message me out of the blue
5:32pmMe
my friend said you look like it
after i asked him
5:32pmColeman
who
5:33pmMe
said you remind him of another gay guy
who got out after marriage
5:33pmColeman
what dorms do you hang out in
5:33pmMe
sucks that he found he was gay at 30
santa cruz
1 time so far
5:33pmColeman
do you think im good looking
5:33pmMe
kinda chubby
I SAY UR CUTE
but not hot
5:34pmColeman
lol im chubby?
5:34pmMe
ur genes have fucked you over so your abbs dont show
thats wah ti meant
christopher thomas anyway
from before
5:34pmColeman
most people dont have visible abs
5:34pmMe
i used to
5:34pmColeman
only twinks
5:34pmMe
i should get them back
yup
im a twink
5:35pmColeman
i know
5:35pmMe
white guys really ahve to work for htem
5:35pmColeman
i thought you were kinda good looking in high school
5:35pmMe
i was skinny as fuck
now ive got a extra 5 lbs
my abbs dont show as much
i used to be a rail
5:35pmColeman
yeah youre way too skinny
5:35pmMe
i would say a hot rail
here
let me find a picture
5:35pmColeman
i think my preferences changed
because i started diong sports
5:36pmMe
whats ur p
yeah
yup
what sports
5:36pmColeman
so skinny weak looking guys
5:36pmMe
other than wrestling
and why are you afraid of when i asked if ur gay
ROFL
5:36pmColeman
boxing
5:36pmMe
weak guys
u wanna be stupid from brain damage?
5:36pmColeman
skinny guys i just assume i could beat them up too easy
you try not to get hit in boxing
if youre getting hit hard in the face youre doing it wrong
thats like idiots having a fight club in their back yard
find a picture of what
5:37pmMe
of me as a rail
and im trying to find the guy you remind my ex
5:38pmColeman
your ex is 30?
lol and he fucked you when you were like 18?
5:38pmMe
yup
exactly
no
i was 19
5:39pmColeman
how did you meet a 30 year old
5:39pmMe
tapex
heres my profile
look at my pics
5:39pmColeman
tapex?
whats tapex
5:40pmMe
tapioca express when i worked there
theres too much stuff
does the link work
5:41pmColeman
yes
you look like an albino
5:41pmMe
thats waht i looked like
ypup
lol
i dont tan
i dont wan tto
5:42pmColeman
you obviously do tan
5:42pmMe
skinny white?
5:42pmColeman
your arms are darker
5:42pmMe
skinny right?
i dont tan my chest
or go shirtless much
5:42pmColeman
you just have a narrow build
and seem naturally skinny
how much do you weigh
5:42pmMe
i think the white will kick in and ill get fatter by 30
150
what are you
5:42pmColeman
i weigh like 220 lbs, i gained 20 lbs
because i got hurt
5:43pmMe
are you 6'5
5:43pmColeman
and i cant work out as much
im 6'2
how tall are you
5:43pmMe
i thnik its easier to talk on the phone
can you call me
5:43pmColeman
no
5:43pmMe
why
5:43pmColeman
my phone is my modem
5:43pmMe
you have a boyfirned?
5:43pmColeman
i cant go online without it
5:43pmMe
didnt knwo people have dialup
do you have a cellphone
5:44pmColeman
its not dialup
its my 3g
from my phone
5:44pmMe
are you using a keypad?
5:44pmColeman
i dont have cable or cable internet
i conenct my phone to my laptop
5:44pmMe
right
ok
5:44pmColeman
and use the wireless
5:44pmMe
well
5:44pmColeman
i dont have a bf
5:44pmMe
today my ex was a bitch
5:45pmColeman
why did you show my pictures to someone
5:45pmMe
what to who?
i didnt knwo its not ok
i showed your profile
did someone add you or talk or something?
5:45pmColeman
why did you show my pic to ur ex
5:45pmMe
its not that
5:45pmColeman
why
5:45pmMe
whats wrong
5:45pmColeman
no im just curious as to why you wuold even do that
5:46pmMe
i dont see why not
to ask if he thought your gay
you're
5:46pmColeman
we havent seen eah other in 6 years
why would you still look at my profile
and show it to people
5:46pmMe
to see who in high school is gay
5:46pmColeman
who else is gay
5:46pmMe
rick
thats all
dunno
anyone else
some other younger gay guys
5:46pmColeman
who else did u show to him
5:47pmMe
i asked about you
so only you
that wrong?
5:47pmColeman
yeah im just wondering why you seem to be fascinated with me
to a minor extent
5:47pmMe
we talked on and off for a long time
5:47pmColeman
im not actually gay
5:48pmMe
yes you are
5:48pmColeman
im straight i just thought itd be funny
to say i was gay
i didnt get laid at all in high school either
5:48pmMe
you said you did guys
5:48pmColeman
rick hated me i dont know hwy youd think wed fuck
i was lying because i thought it was an absurd question to ask someone
5:48pmMe
thanks for dragging it on for a long time
5:49pmColeman
lol who cares
sorry we cant measure dicks
or suck each other off
5:49pmMe
oh no
too bad
5:49pmColeman
you seem to be getting laid a lot anyways
5:49pmMe
nope
not alot
5:49pmColeman
are you mad i told you i was gay
5:49pmMe
only a little
5:49pmColeman
who cares
5:49pmMe
didnt thnk ud lie
5:49pmColeman
i was a virgin and a loser for a long time
even after high school
5:49pmMe
right
5:49pmColeman
im still a loser now
5:49pmMe
sure
5:50pmColeman
but im not a virgin
5:50pmMe
ok?
5:50pmColeman
um okay
talk to you later i guess
now that you dont wanna talk lol
since im not gay
5:50pmMe
have fun
sure