Tuesday, September 15, 2009

to do:
photoclip me with hitler

i am only thinking about what i am doing now. i am not planning for the future. this is some immediate gratification that im getting. but once i start working, i will feel like crap. and later in teh day too. i call it an addiction.

what higene made me get my cold. should i think or list. which would be better
not washing hands
eating cookies without washing hands
using hand santitser
shitting and not washing
using petrolium jelly?

Monday, September 14, 2009

falling correctly

http://aussiejujitsu.wetpaint.com/page/Break+Falling

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/picrender.fcgi?artid=1730991&blobtype=pdf


RESEARCH LETTERS
Can martial arts falling
techniques prevent injuries?
Although falling techniques are taught to
martial artists, athletes and paratroopers, a
BMJ search of Highwire listed journals has
discovered no mention of “falling correctly”,
“safe falling”, etc. “Reducing the force of
impact of a fall on people’s bones” is
discussed.1 But the literature mentions no
impact reduction techniques except for hip
protectors. Exercise and muscle power in old
age are recognized as helping regain balance
after tripping,2 but not all falls are preventable.
So perhaps safe falling should also be
explored.
One finds discussion of types of fall, with no
discussion of those who were trained in
falling.3 Studies of reactions to slipping do not
distinguish athletes and martial artists from
other healthy subjects.4 Tai Chi is mentioned
as appropriate exercise for the prevention of
falls,5 but unlike the Japanese arts, Tai Chi
does not teach falling.
Although correct falling is neglected in the
medical literature, there is much semiscientific
literature by martial arts masters.
An internet search for ukemi yields useful
information.
The ease with which martial artists take
even very hard falls suggests the hypothesis
that falling practice while relatively young can prevent
injury from falls incurred later in life.
A Japanese study of 11 deaths and serious
injuries in aikido from 1972–75, listed eight
due to falling.6 Most of the victims were relative
beginners, suggesting that those who
practice over long periods are more protected.
However, the study population is too small
to permit definitive conclusions, nor is it
known how many such injuries may have
gone unreported. The author admits that:
“some universities were not particularly cooperative”
in supplying data. New students who
had suffered injury or death had been
submitted to excruciating training with many
repetitive falls, suggesting that the injury protection
benefits of martial arts skills must be
balanced against risks accompanying the
process of acquiring the skills. And literature
searches reveal no biomechanical evidence
that martial arts falls result in fewer peak
forces on the body than do everyday falls.
Martial arts tend to have rather specialized
falling techniques. Aikido falls may not
protect you in cases where judo falls will be
effective. There seem to be no studies of the
angles of falls most likely encountered in daily
life, and what techniques would be generally
most preventative. Martial arts practice is so
strenuous that it is unlikely that large
numbers will take it up. There may be an
upper limit to the age at which one can start
practice, although anecdotally it is not unknown
to begin in one’s late 50s, and at least
one Japanese businessman started aikido at
70 and reached the black belt.
It is not known whether the teachers
involved in the tragedies cited above had
training in health sciences or injury prevention.
Many martial arts teachers take extreme
care for the safety of trainees, and some are
health professionals.
There is plenty of anecdotal evidence of
martial artists coming out safely from quite
dangerous falls. So although martial arts falling
techniques may not be a solution for the
general population, they may be so for a
minority. It remains to be seen whether safe
and enjoyable methods might be developed to
teach selected falling techniques to the
general population.
Acknowledgement
I thank L Katz of Budo Ninjutsu for much helpful
advice.
F J Leavitt
Centre for Asian and International Bioethics, Faculty
of Health Sciences, Ben Gurion University of the
Negev, Beer Sheva 84105, Israel;
yeruham@bgumail.bgu.ac.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

there was a program running on my xp dell. its name was mrhealthy. online says its a legitimate program under norton av. i thought it was a virus since it was uncloseable in task manager, and i think there is only a folder name called mrhealthy in norton anti virus. i would not think that that program has a parallel program allong with the folder. i think im wrong. i think the program comes up from time to time.

fuck norton for making programs that sound like viruses

Monday, August 24, 2009


these wheels for 32$. on skate.com
i need these, shipping or getting wheels from someone else probably would cost 20 dollars and a pain in the ass. the cost of one pain in the ass. i also need risers. and maybe bearings


i cant tell if this is or was a good deal:

at walgreen for like 3.50, 7 dollars off regular. and it includes a locket.

skating places: one

two





Sunday, July 19, 2009

gt3 is the best game ever. except the save files screwed up. they have to be manually saved. bollox
the second best car i got was the corvette 03x or something. that car is awesome. 800 horsepower. fucking crazy. i cant find what third car to get, and i wasted alot of time upgrading my shitty first car thinking it would be useful. it isnt. FUCK

i messed up my left thumbnail playing this.
and i got through professonal in wet course ss5 or something and nothing happened. why?

Friday, July 10, 2009

naruto:

ep 101. looks like the start of the episode is the same as all the other naruto biju episodes. horray, hes gonna bring out the fox.

looks like half the new episodes are filler. dooooooo

and they drag on. there are around 5 mins of good footage per episode. nothing else. during those 5 mins, there is good animation, and good conversation. and the shorts at the end are awesome. some of the humor is too over the top.

Friday, July 3, 2009

british tv

bottom: HELLA GOOD
the british actors overact, and act the same in every single situation, but i loved the first couple of episodes i watched.
i was hoping it is original british comedy, because i know that old school comedy in the 80's or 60's is different. i was wondering if they have been copied.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

books/comics

likewise: the high school chronicles comic of ariel schrag.
SHIT COMIC. stupid lesbian crap. i do not relate to any of the shit she says, it is very boring, the sex isnt hot,... boring plot like i said, and huge book. i don tudnerstand the point.
OVERSIGHT: short stories 90-05, phillip hester
great comic, but it is a little too dark, too poetic to understand, and i do not see a overall message throught all the stories.
BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS: the chrysalis
great book, nice scifi/ comic ideas, like omac. nice drawing., but the comic is too short.
CROSSING MIDNIGHT: cut here
great book
INVINCIBLE: 1,2,3.
first and second are boring crap
the third is awesome. i like the evil plotline.
GROUNDED: V1 powerless.
awesome story. it is like maxwell lord is the main character or batman.
it is supposed to be a kid without powers that proves himself to be smarter than the others.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

smart computing & consumer electornics

8 pc emergencies:
what to do when:
your computer does not power on
your keyboard or mouse doesnt respond
some emails dont reach your inbox
you cant find an important file
an application wont start
your printer freezes
you cant open a document
your monitor is blank

july vol 20 iss 7
THE MAGAZINE FOR RETARDED PEOPLE.
the answer to all of them:
ReSTART THE COMPUTER AND UNPLUG AND RECONNECT EVERYTHING
dead space debatible space is the best ever, some hard si fi mixed with retarded prose.
great mixture

batman and philosophy is the shittiest book ever.
i am a strange loop is the shittiest book ever.
both are as shitty as eachother.
god, i want to make an adult book in child form.
or the other way around

Monday, June 15, 2009

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=103693

best video ever. allthough if i seriously think about it, then it is sad

he has photographic audio memory

Monday, May 11, 2009

first attempt was a phone call, but the number on file is wrong.
2nd attempt was a visit to the subject property, spoke to the occupant and found out that the home is being operated as a home care business. The care giver, Presy could not give information on Mr Prasad, I got the home number for business owner, Isabel Gil.

that was the last in the history of Paste

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Monday, April 6, 2009

new spam phishing scam.

dont have the site anymore. sent it to paypal.

walgreen

walgreen is a good store. in millbrae, the workers are bitches.

later... i think i was referring to the one woman bitch who works at walgreen.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

TALLADEGA NIGHTS
good movie
ETERNAL SUNSHINE
good, but disappointing
THE SIXTH SENSE
good, but there are some incongruencies

Thursday, March 26, 2009

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
slow movie, but has the best ending ever. i did not understand the movie at all, but some parts were pretty good. take taht back, i understood part of the movie
THE DIAMOOND AGE neil stephenson
best book ever. some parts were slow, like all oteh rbooks.
METAL SWARM
good book. doesnt speed up until page 250.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

borat n' stuff

ALI G SEASON 1
pretty good. the best part was the movie. where ali g disarms a bomb in a nuclear plant. then he fucks all the girls. and he fights the guys and shoots them.
another good part was borat talking about horses.

REVOLUTION OS: LINUX THING
allright documentary, repetitive adn shittily put together. fuck that guy with the crazy accent.

SYRIANA:
crap movie. fuck george cluney. fuck him in the ass. tahts what the terrorists should have done. crappy acting. i liked teh black guy. hes cool

Thursday, March 19, 2009

books n' moves

SEVEN SCIENSE FICTION NOVELS OF H.G. WELLS:
fuck hg wells.

THE HITCHER.
not realistic enough, the hot guy should have not died at the end, and those stupid redneck cops are stupid and deserved to die.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD: BACK TO SCHOOL
great movie, great commedian, all the guys are hot, and that old woman is hot. she just has strange lips.
THE DAVINCI CODE
i hope that what the producer says about the alumnai, and all of the catholic church is true. but i am prey to people convincing me to convert to their beliefs, so what would my words mean if i said i liked the religious aspect of the move.\
ALIAS: TEH COMPLETE THIRD SEASON
not worth watching. alias's ex bf is hot. that girl is like from doctor who, and the guy is from heros. alias is not realistic at all. it isnt much of a spy or detectife movie. its more of an advanced soap opera.

Monday, March 16, 2009

the new ipod shuffle


http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_ipod/family/ipod_shuffle?mco=MjMzMTk

the new ipod shuffle: how the fuck do you change songs? i see theres a volume control, but where is the user interface? WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK YOU APPLE. 4 gigs for 70$ WHAT THE FUCK ITS EXPENSIVE


Saturday, March 14, 2009

movies n books

book
THE SAGA OF SEVEN SUNS BOOK 1: HIDDEN EMPIRE
ok book. slow start, just like superman. book 1 and 7 have inconsistancies. it says the historians... larry or margret or something. the woman jumped through the portal in the first book. but in the sixth, it said her husband said for her to go first. he did not do that. he did not see the wall.
the ending was terrible because NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE WHOLE BOOK. THERE WAS NO END it all leads to book two, and i do not have book two

movies

EVER SINCE THE WORLD ENDED
terrible. crappy actors, pure documentary form. really boring. ugly actors. everyone was corny. it did not deserve the award it got.
STRANGERS THAN FICTION.
great movie. will ferrel should have died at teh end. queen latifa was not black enough. maggie gyllenhall should stick to batman. faggot.
STRANGERS WITH CANDY
terrible the first viewing.
watching with the commentary makes it a lot better.
LAND OF THE DEAD
nothing happened. i liked the movie, but it wasnt a true zombie movie.
ATONEMENT
shittiest movie ever. the little girl is a prick. the movie is based on nothing. it kinda makes me think a little at the end though. just a little. faggot girl.
24 SEASON 6 PREMIERE.
best show ever. i wanna see the nuke shit. its so awesome.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

books

batman vampire[tales of the multiverse]
bad start, good end. batman kills everyone. he kills all of his enemies. the whole story is ended here.
the joker: the greatest stories ever told
only joker stories, old style for the first half, and terrible. the end is allright. this volume should have not been made
BATMAN AND SON: GRANT MORRISON ANDY KUBERT
story is pretty good, the middle has a stupid joker stoory that i did not read[therefore i should not say that it is stupid]
THE LAST DAYS OF KRYPTON
really slow start, awesome end, the book is completely different than i thought it would be.

Friday, February 27, 2009

comic books

HG WELLS the time machine
havent turned a page fo it: lol
HG WELLS war of the worlds
doesnt live up to the amazing tom cruise. i dislike how wells uses english from the 50's it takes away my interest.

Frequently asked questions: unshelved
up to par with other comics. up to par with newspaper strips. sometimes it makes me laugh, and i like the beaver character, but he says funny stuff only half the time.
supreme power: contact
AWESOME the hook at the end is so good
i was wondering what it takes to make a good comic book. i tried reading older texts, but the storys were more like mysterys. it was: what happened, that doesnt make sense but he did it somehow, bad guy loses, then he explains and the reader is expected to think "wow"
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IT SAYS EXPLICIT CONTENT. i cant take the caps off
52: volume one
i agree with what entertainment weekly says, but i think that tv is the shittiest form of entertainment. it is a box designed to be staredat. and people end up doing that for 10+ per day.
notes: i first thought booster was a stupid character when i read about him a in some other comic. at the start of 52, i liked him, but my view of booster changed to disgust by the end of 52.
i thought big woman was a stupid character, and that the super power was not much of one. pg 103: big titties
MAUS, art spiegelmean
first one was better. haha. second was kinda boring.
i feel like i am saying something stupid.
if there were two Holocausts, and both were as evil as the other, and i said the first one was better. that is how i feel about the statement i said. i think its funny
in maus2, the storyline is not catching, the only thing i find interesting is the different ways that the nazis find to kill people. like stepping on someones neck to kill. or throwing a hat and then shooting the person who runs to get it
YOUNG AVENGERS & RUNAWAYS:civil war
stupid comic. i do not sympathize with them. a bunch of superhero kids run away from the JLA and think they dont need their help. they are wrong. stupid kids.
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA: the lightning saga
great. has hooks. just as good as all of the other comics.
THE ULTIMATES: super-human vol 1
same as the lightning saga. great. has a hook. i want to read the second one
BATMAN SECERTS
i like the art, but there is too much happening in the pictures. it is nice and messy in a good way, but the mess is to detailed. it does not have any leads to another comic book or hte nex tissue
STARWARS: legacy volume two shards
shitty starwars. its a bad example of the series.

wanted and happening

wanted: terriblethe happening- great. people say it is a b movie but i really liked it. the black guy is stupid. the white boy actor looks like hes from some commercial. forgot what it is. mark whalberg acts strangely. the comments on imbd are really stupid. the mood ring stuff. there wasnt enough mutilation. the start was the most violent part. i like the zoey and mark. they are awesome./

Saturday, February 21, 2009

sin city movie and print

first half of the movie was great. then i came back a day later and finished it. it seemed like a completely different movie for the second half.
i didnt like it.
what happened at the end, though. it seemed like leonardo di caprio was randomly added on there.

the comic book was great, but everything was happening too fast, too many pictures in the page

in both, though, i loved the violence, nudity, and concepts in the conversations.
im not sure what else. but it was good.

it makes me want to move to las vegas and make friends with hookers.

Friday, February 20, 2009

warlords: call to arms WALKTHOUGH

this is a half ass walkthrough.

be undead

upgrade spearsmen

send spearsmen in only one place

walk away from the computer

do that for every level

u win

Monday, February 9, 2009

speed stacks

i cant tell the difference between regular colors and premium. i guess its just 3$ for a larger selection of colors.
cant tell what the metal cups do either. it does not show if they make the stacking easier.
i cant tell what the average stack mat price is, and if it is similar to a cube timer or if it can be used as one. the large display is nice.
cant tell if off site cup offerers have good deals. kidology gives the free dvd. but i can't tell if the dvd has anything useful on it. i assume its bullshit video. allong with the activity guide. is it supposed to be exercise with the cups?

mac mini

superdrive is expensive, get an external dvd writer.
the superdrive doesnt take mini cd's. fuck apple. i cant read my disk

Friday, January 23, 2009

cnet

i love cnet.
Don Reisinger is kinda cute. his doom article and the windows 7 later articlea re awesome. please tell me.

dollar review

i review the dollar, and it depresses me. fuck the number 13, fuck 666, f freemasons, F owels, fuck counting the number of olive leaves, arrows, stripes, stars, feathers


i want complex numbers, like root 666, or base 5 666, or something.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

professor layton and the curious villiage

fuck the village, fuck layton. fuck that little boy, and that girl really wants to fuck layton. shes cute. and has tatoos.
game sucks, play hotel dusk.
the villiage is not a mystery or a detective game, its just a point and click puzzle game. like the loser version of a mensa video game. fuck it all.

something else to say about the game is:
the last two puzzles are fucking crazy,
the bad guy is fucking crazy,
the story makes no fucking sense,
and i wonder what other fucking crazy tatoos the girl has. its like they show when she orgys.

naruto

god damn. mean insults in ep 34. ur kinda a pussy. do you even have a dick? holy shit? i thnk that is not enought of a interjection when the word pussy is used in a japanese kids show.
anbu is awesome. naruto should be only about them. the cartoon writing guy is badass.

naruto

ship epp 31 was shit. ship ep 29/30 was the shit. the deidra died in a shitty way. but it was FUCKING BADASS how he was fighting with no arms. like snake. ssssss.
ep 31 was really bad. nothing happened. only dialogue, but bad dialogue.
there was nice words of wisdom.

i cant tell what episodes are filler

Thursday, January 8, 2009

destroyed in seconds

destroyed in seconds is stupid. all of these videos can be learned from. just now it showed a helicopter crash at high altitude during a snow rescue operation. the fucking dumasses could ahve added some rocked boosters underneath to give some vertical thrust to the helicopter. god damn.
awesome show.
a construction worker then severed a natural gas and water pipe. sucks to be him. he probably doesnt work in construckign anymore. rolling on the floor laughing.
the metal music gets annoying after a while though.
next, a crane falls. fuck cranes. it could have been stopped if the line holder had a release lever. once all teh weight is released, the crane wouldnt fall but wobble.

wanted, heroes, hancock, the happening

first,
wanted was a shitty movie. good end. SHITTY MOVIE
second,
heroes had an awesome concept at first. the second season was awesome, i have not watched the first. but the 3rd season i do not look forwards to. heroes are hunted. wtf? what are they going to do about the millions of mutants out there? start x-men and have magneto kill everyone?
third,
hand cock was awesome. i liked the movie. the chronicle fucking hated it. why???? i loved it. fuck the chronicle.
the same happened with happening. i thought it was awesome, but people said it was a shitty "A" looking movie that was actually a "B" movie but was percieved wrong. wtf? why dont i like anything people think are good? i want to be like everyone else. WHYYYYY.

thats the end, im gonna go kill myself now.

bad design

activ8 underwear does not read correctly on the back side. logo underwear are supposed to FUCKING SHOW THE RIGHT LOGO. theres oen other thing i cant remember...

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

lazer pens

walgreen lazer pens are fucking awesome. its 2.50 each. FUCKING AWESOMMMEEE. FUCK YEAH. four for $10 DOLLARS FUCK YEAH. OOOOOOHHHH YEAHHH