ipad .fuck ipad. fuck reviews of corperate products

Time's cover says "will apple's ipad save the media?". i say fuck apple and fuck time for putting apple on the cover whenever there is a press release or steve jobs and apple show new or newish stuff. but i do think that finding one good product or idea and focusing on that with your whole company for a year is a good way to revitalize old technology. or to reintroduce it. with a flare or alot of added thought. it finally has a keyboard (i didnt realize it was a computer, i thought it was a massive ipod.), but ipods still wont have a keyboard. it cost 500$ or 900$, and i assume it is an underpowered piece of shit that is designed for running low res games, or "apps". its a massive ipod, i want apple to make an iTable or a massive ipod.
it has 10 hours of active use with its battery (duh, its a massive ipod and those ipod batteries have a lot more room to be jammed into). one thing i really wont like is that it will play books. that massive backlight doesnt save too much energy if you end up reading a book for a couple of hours, or the 10 hours it takes to get through the whole thing.
but what do i know since im typing on a apple product myself (macmini). a piece of shit underpowered overpriced macmini.

dkkdkdtime to stary to type really fast while poundilng the keysl. it is hard as fuck. i fucking hate this and the person that is next ot me. in front of me. it sis hard to think and ty pe because it is poujik ngin the shit ofu fo the keyboard. i thnik there is a ed8iddfferent type of htoought related to pounding hte kdyoborad because is l09w down all of mty thought patterns. i am using my mind twice as much to choose the keys to pound and it doesnt come natrully. jkesuf fucking ch4rist how doses anyone do this because is tiis annoying as fukc. ithis is fvery repetetive. fuck fuck fucj,mfuckfuck fuckf uck fukc fukc . i think i will trty practicibn using the numberpad and mashing and smashing the kdtys.

aside from that, im here at skyline. i will ltry typing loud for fun and its gonna be a pain in hte ass to think. i played desktop tower defense for a while and it was a fucking waste of time. i think the girl that types is kinda hot. hopefully she isnt philipino.
cant find any synonyms for fuck. jsut wasted all that time. got a little bored. i didnt care about any peers here this time. but i still have not

google interesting interjections

theres no good info for this on google. =( dam.
mr.powers what an extraordinarily moment this is.

shadow wraith. and souls in the system

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_wraith
ShadowWraith is a top-down view scrolling shooter video game created by a company called Terminal Sunset for the Macintosh, and published by StarPlay. This game has a sequel called Souls in the System.

http://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Wraith-mac/dp/B0009GZFD2\

Super8 & Tab
Irufushi
Anjunabeats, August 2007

maelstrom, multiple game demo disks

lemmings. realmz
prince of persia
lemmings
sim ant
blackthorn
carmen sandiego
dark castle


http://macintoshgarden.org/games/realmz

http://www.kongregate.com/games/microsheep/micro-olympics?tab=achievements

hard start, easy slooow end.
use low angles to max horizontal speed.
doogals213 said max out thrust, max out skis, max out freaky, get the plane upgrade then powder. annoying if you mess up but doable

I VOW TO GET A BLOWJOB ON 2012

I VOW TO GET A BLOWJOB ON 2012

i went snowboarding. i should get bigger boots next time for toe space. and fore toe warmer space. i fell on my hip, and suspender pants could have prevented it. my neck is sore. my arms and legs are sore. working out could have helped it. my hams hurt[under quads]. the rest is ok. i landed on my knees alot. i bruised the right inside knee.
on my butt, i landed too hard when i fell. i should have straightened my body instead of getting to the ground as fast as i can. on my front i landed on my wrist once. the other times i think i was going to slow for me to notice anything wrong. i went into a dip, lost control and landed on my wrist and hip and got cut by the ice. that wasnt too bad though
i forgot how to snowboard. it took 30 mins to remember how. one or two rundowns. and it took 2 hours to remember how to go fast. fuck
what would then be the fastest way to relearn how to do something




dere eez annoying guy next to me listening to mariah carey and moaning. i tannoying. i dont like.

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bboks more

continued on norrell and books. the allignment messed up on that last post.

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"i wish i could do that" -> norrel made a labrynth out of his house so only he could get to his books. then strange changed it so only strange could get there. i like the concept of a labrynth house. like in zelda when you run around in rooms to get to a special place.

"i love the candles" -> strange was not listening., but, jsut as dr greysteel and frank were leaving, he took hold of the doctor's arm and whispered,'may i ask you tsomething?'
Dr greysteel nodded.
'are you not afraid that it will go out?'
'what will go out?' asked dr greysteel.
'the candle.' stranged gestured todr greysteel's forehead. 'the candle inside you head.'

outside, the darkness semmed eerierr than ever. dr greysteel.....etc
729"he was taken/stolen. what was taken from stephen stephen should be king"

730"ironic and funny. awesome. i love the description."
the had taken their positions and were about to fire, when something occurred to lascelles. 'wait!' he cried.'what is your name?'
the yong man stared dully at him.'i do not mremember,'he said.
the both fired their pistols at the same time... lascelles becomes taht guy etc.
735"i want to steal a kiss. literally. comfesse? tempest?" i want to steal a kiss from a girl.

books

JONATHEN STRANGE AND MR NORRELL.
LOL, 'yes, indeed,' said mr norrel. he approached starnage cautiously and held the book out for several moments, befroe suddenly tipping it up and off into strange's hand with an odd gesture, as though it was not a book at all, but a small bird which clung to him and would on no account go to any one else, so that he was obliged to trick it into leaving his hand. he was so intent upon thi smanoeuvre that fortunately he did not look up at strange who was trying not to laugh.
HELEN OF TROY, cleopatra, lucrezia borgia, maid marian, and madame pompadour. ARE THEY HOT?

p 595

BEST PART EVER bu tat midday his impatienc egot the better of him. he felt better. ehw as inclining to the view that people did not have candles in their heads. 'and anyway,' he thought, 'it does not matter much which it is. the question has no relevance to my present undertaking.' he put nine drops of tincture into a glass of vin santo and dtrank it down.

ionvinced that all the cupboards in the house were full of pinealpples. he was certain that there were outher pineapples under his bed and under the table. he waws so alarmed by this thought that he felt hot and cold all over and was obliged to sit down on the floor. all the houses and palazzi in the city were full of pineapples and outside in the streets people were carrying ppineapples, hidden under there clothes. he could smell the pineapples everywhere- a smell both sweet and sharp.

was a knock at his door. he was surprised to find it was now eening and the room was quite dark. the knock sounded again. the landlord was at the door. hte landlord began to talk, but strange could not understand him. this was because the man had a pineapple in his mouth. how he had managed to cram the whole thing in there strange could not imagine. green, spikey leaves emerged slowly out of his mouth and then were sucked back in again as he spoke. strange wondered if perhaps he ought to go and fetch a knife or a hook and try to fish the pineapple out, in case the landlord should choke. but at the same thiime he did not care much about it. 'after all.' he thought with some irritation, 'it is his own fault. he put it there.'

hte next day in the coffee house on the corner of the calle de la cortesia one of the waiters was cutting up a pineapple. strange, huddled over his coffee, shuddered to see it.

YEAHHHHHH YEAAAAA

"i wish tha tcould happen to me."---->

he thought he stood upon an english hillside. rain was falling; it twisted in the air like grey ghosts. rain fell upon him an dhe grew thin as rain. rain washed away thought. washed away memory, all the good and the bad. he no longer knew his name. everything was washed away like mud from a stone. rain filled him up with thoughts and memories of its own. silver lines of water covered the hillside, like intricate lace, li8ke the feins of an arm. forgetting that he was, or ever had been, a man, he became the lines of the water. he fell into the earth with the rain.

he thought he lay beneath the earth, beneath......he became the earth; he became england. a star looked down on him and spoke to him. a stone asked him a question and he answered it inits own language. a river curled at his side; hills budded beneath his fingers. eh opened his mouth and breathed out spring...

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the gentleman siad, ' i am reminded of an occasion in 1413 when i came south to visit the new king of southern england. the king, a gracious and valient person....... instead he and his followers stood gossiping and laughing together. i was - as you may imagine- much offended by this treatment and determined to teach them better manners! the next day these wicked men were hunting hares near the hatfield forest. coming upon them all unawares, i had the happy notion of turning the men into hares and the hares into men. ore their masters to pieces. and then the hares - now in the shape of men - found themself able to infllict a terrible revenge upon the hounds who had chased and harried them.' the gentlmen paused to received stephen's prases for this feat, but beefore stephen could utter a word, the gentleman exclamed, 'oh! did you feel that?'.....etc

------the years's best science fiction 25th colelction
the merchant and the alchemist's gate-
1. act with a person like they are your future self?....
2. copy the situation and do better
3. fuck an old woman

BEYOND THE WALL
wtf?. [???]

KIOSK
intereseting monalogue, before "morning was painful. borislav's mother tiptoed in with muesli,..."
civilization exists through its laws. ... end is very hard to read, before- VI

LAST CONTACT
depressing story

THE SLEDGE-MAKER'S DAUGHTER
gj author. i wanna read a book about this.

LAWS OF SURVIVAL
nice story