cnet

i love cnet.
Don Reisinger is kinda cute. his doom article and the windows 7 later articlea re awesome. please tell me.

dollar review

i review the dollar, and it depresses me. fuck the number 13, fuck 666, f freemasons, F owels, fuck counting the number of olive leaves, arrows, stripes, stars, feathers


i want complex numbers, like root 666, or base 5 666, or something.

professor layton and the curious villiage

fuck the village, fuck layton. fuck that little boy, and that girl really wants to fuck layton. shes cute. and has tatoos.
game sucks, play hotel dusk.
the villiage is not a mystery or a detective game, its just a point and click puzzle game. like the loser version of a mensa video game. fuck it all.

something else to say about the game is:
the last two puzzles are fucking crazy,
the bad guy is fucking crazy,
the story makes no fucking sense,
and i wonder what other fucking crazy tatoos the girl has. its like they show when she orgys.

naruto

god damn. mean insults in ep 34. ur kinda a pussy. do you even have a dick? holy shit? i thnk that is not enought of a interjection when the word pussy is used in a japanese kids show.
anbu is awesome. naruto should be only about them. the cartoon writing guy is badass.

naruto

ship epp 31 was shit. ship ep 29/30 was the shit. the deidra died in a shitty way. but it was FUCKING BADASS how he was fighting with no arms. like snake. ssssss.
ep 31 was really bad. nothing happened. only dialogue, but bad dialogue.
there was nice words of wisdom.

i cant tell what episodes are filler

destroyed in seconds

destroyed in seconds is stupid. all of these videos can be learned from. just now it showed a helicopter crash at high altitude during a snow rescue operation. the fucking dumasses could ahve added some rocked boosters underneath to give some vertical thrust to the helicopter. god damn.
awesome show.
a construction worker then severed a natural gas and water pipe. sucks to be him. he probably doesnt work in construckign anymore. rolling on the floor laughing.
the metal music gets annoying after a while though.
next, a crane falls. fuck cranes. it could have been stopped if the line holder had a release lever. once all teh weight is released, the crane wouldnt fall but wobble.

wanted, heroes, hancock, the happening

first,
wanted was a shitty movie. good end. SHITTY MOVIE
second,
heroes had an awesome concept at first. the second season was awesome, i have not watched the first. but the 3rd season i do not look forwards to. heroes are hunted. wtf? what are they going to do about the millions of mutants out there? start x-men and have magneto kill everyone?
third,
hand cock was awesome. i liked the movie. the chronicle fucking hated it. why???? i loved it. fuck the chronicle.
the same happened with happening. i thought it was awesome, but people said it was a shitty "A" looking movie that was actually a "B" movie but was percieved wrong. wtf? why dont i like anything people think are good? i want to be like everyone else. WHYYYYY.

thats the end, im gonna go kill myself now.

bad design

activ8 underwear does not read correctly on the back side. logo underwear are supposed to FUCKING SHOW THE RIGHT LOGO. theres oen other thing i cant remember...

lazer pens

walgreen lazer pens are fucking awesome. its 2.50 each. FUCKING AWESOMMMEEE. FUCK YEAH. four for $10 DOLLARS FUCK YEAH. OOOOOOHHHH YEAHHH