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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God

Attributes of the Anti-God
Perfectly capable of not doing anything.
Is nowhere at once.
Knows about all the evil and suffering in the world but doesn't really care enough to do anything about it.
Some concepts of the Anti-God may include anthropomorphic attributes, such as looking exactly like the Invisible Man, only ten times bigger. The concept of the Anti-God is often embedded in definitions of atheism, dadaism and antisemitic conspiracy theories, not to forget his involvement in the Teatime of the Gods which many believe happened before lunchtime.
Considered by many the God of Theo-Atheism, specially among fanatic McCarthyists.
The concept of a singular Anti-God is characteristic of anti-monotheism, but there is no universal definition of anti-monotheism - since the big chism of 2043 A.D., anti-monotheism has two main branches: orthodox & BDSM. Oftenly considered by other religions a theistic form of Nihilism, the differences between anti-monotheism and monotheism are the same between the Anti-God and God, and the Antichrist and Jesus.Yup.

what would be the antichrist then? evil god?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/P0rn
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Firstly, drawing upon common knowledge of our first premise we know that to be male one must have a penis.Therefore God, being male, must have a penis of appropriately holy proportions. (It would do no good to claim that to be male is to have a Y-chromosome in this case, because God, of course, is supposed to be a spiritual, not a biological being.)
An astute reader might now notice that this argument has taken a rather puzzling turn. Worse than puzzling actually - for if, as according to our third premise, God is unique, then there are no others like Him. And if there are no others like Him, well then sexual reproduction is right out of the question.
That's right, God masturbates!!!

God must masturbate if He is perfect, male, and unique.

God is always perfect, male, and unique.

God is always Masturbating.