http://www.kongregate.com/games/microsheep/micro-olympics?tab=achievements

hard start, easy slooow end.
use low angles to max horizontal speed.
doogals213 said max out thrust, max out skis, max out freaky, get the plane upgrade then powder. annoying if you mess up but doable

I VOW TO GET A BLOWJOB ON 2012

I VOW TO GET A BLOWJOB ON 2012

i went snowboarding. i should get bigger boots next time for toe space. and fore toe warmer space. i fell on my hip, and suspender pants could have prevented it. my neck is sore. my arms and legs are sore. working out could have helped it. my hams hurt[under quads]. the rest is ok. i landed on my knees alot. i bruised the right inside knee.
on my butt, i landed too hard when i fell. i should have straightened my body instead of getting to the ground as fast as i can. on my front i landed on my wrist once. the other times i think i was going to slow for me to notice anything wrong. i went into a dip, lost control and landed on my wrist and hip and got cut by the ice. that wasnt too bad though
i forgot how to snowboard. it took 30 mins to remember how. one or two rundowns. and it took 2 hours to remember how to go fast. fuck
what would then be the fastest way to relearn how to do something




dere eez annoying guy next to me listening to mariah carey and moaning. i tannoying. i dont like.

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bboks more

continued on norrell and books. the allignment messed up on that last post.

719
"i wish i could do that" -> norrel made a labrynth out of his house so only he could get to his books. then strange changed it so only strange could get there. i like the concept of a labrynth house. like in zelda when you run around in rooms to get to a special place.

"i love the candles" -> strange was not listening., but, jsut as dr greysteel and frank were leaving, he took hold of the doctor's arm and whispered,'may i ask you tsomething?'
Dr greysteel nodded.
'are you not afraid that it will go out?'
'what will go out?' asked dr greysteel.
'the candle.' stranged gestured todr greysteel's forehead. 'the candle inside you head.'

outside, the darkness semmed eerierr than ever. dr greysteel.....etc
729"he was taken/stolen. what was taken from stephen stephen should be king"

730"ironic and funny. awesome. i love the description."
the had taken their positions and were about to fire, when something occurred to lascelles. 'wait!' he cried.'what is your name?'
the yong man stared dully at him.'i do not mremember,'he said.
the both fired their pistols at the same time... lascelles becomes taht guy etc.
735"i want to steal a kiss. literally. comfesse? tempest?" i want to steal a kiss from a girl.

books

JONATHEN STRANGE AND MR NORRELL.
LOL, 'yes, indeed,' said mr norrel. he approached starnage cautiously and held the book out for several moments, befroe suddenly tipping it up and off into strange's hand with an odd gesture, as though it was not a book at all, but a small bird which clung to him and would on no account go to any one else, so that he was obliged to trick it into leaving his hand. he was so intent upon thi smanoeuvre that fortunately he did not look up at strange who was trying not to laugh.
HELEN OF TROY, cleopatra, lucrezia borgia, maid marian, and madame pompadour. ARE THEY HOT?

p 595

BEST PART EVER bu tat midday his impatienc egot the better of him. he felt better. ehw as inclining to the view that people did not have candles in their heads. 'and anyway,' he thought, 'it does not matter much which it is. the question has no relevance to my present undertaking.' he put nine drops of tincture into a glass of vin santo and dtrank it down.

ionvinced that all the cupboards in the house were full of pinealpples. he was certain that there were outher pineapples under his bed and under the table. he waws so alarmed by this thought that he felt hot and cold all over and was obliged to sit down on the floor. all the houses and palazzi in the city were full of pineapples and outside in the streets people were carrying ppineapples, hidden under there clothes. he could smell the pineapples everywhere- a smell both sweet and sharp.

was a knock at his door. he was surprised to find it was now eening and the room was quite dark. the knock sounded again. the landlord was at the door. hte landlord began to talk, but strange could not understand him. this was because the man had a pineapple in his mouth. how he had managed to cram the whole thing in there strange could not imagine. green, spikey leaves emerged slowly out of his mouth and then were sucked back in again as he spoke. strange wondered if perhaps he ought to go and fetch a knife or a hook and try to fish the pineapple out, in case the landlord should choke. but at the same thiime he did not care much about it. 'after all.' he thought with some irritation, 'it is his own fault. he put it there.'

hte next day in the coffee house on the corner of the calle de la cortesia one of the waiters was cutting up a pineapple. strange, huddled over his coffee, shuddered to see it.

YEAHHHHHH YEAAAAA

"i wish tha tcould happen to me."---->

he thought he stood upon an english hillside. rain was falling; it twisted in the air like grey ghosts. rain fell upon him an dhe grew thin as rain. rain washed away thought. washed away memory, all the good and the bad. he no longer knew his name. everything was washed away like mud from a stone. rain filled him up with thoughts and memories of its own. silver lines of water covered the hillside, like intricate lace, li8ke the feins of an arm. forgetting that he was, or ever had been, a man, he became the lines of the water. he fell into the earth with the rain.

he thought he lay beneath the earth, beneath......he became the earth; he became england. a star looked down on him and spoke to him. a stone asked him a question and he answered it inits own language. a river curled at his side; hills budded beneath his fingers. eh opened his mouth and breathed out spring...

672

the gentleman siad, ' i am reminded of an occasion in 1413 when i came south to visit the new king of southern england. the king, a gracious and valient person....... instead he and his followers stood gossiping and laughing together. i was - as you may imagine- much offended by this treatment and determined to teach them better manners! the next day these wicked men were hunting hares near the hatfield forest. coming upon them all unawares, i had the happy notion of turning the men into hares and the hares into men. ore their masters to pieces. and then the hares - now in the shape of men - found themself able to infllict a terrible revenge upon the hounds who had chased and harried them.' the gentlmen paused to received stephen's prases for this feat, but beefore stephen could utter a word, the gentleman exclamed, 'oh! did you feel that?'.....etc

------the years's best science fiction 25th colelction
the merchant and the alchemist's gate-
1. act with a person like they are your future self?....
2. copy the situation and do better
3. fuck an old woman

BEYOND THE WALL
wtf?. [???]

KIOSK
intereseting monalogue, before "morning was painful. borislav's mother tiptoed in with muesli,..."
civilization exists through its laws. ... end is very hard to read, before- VI

LAST CONTACT
depressing story

THE SLEDGE-MAKER'S DAUGHTER
gj author. i wanna read a book about this.

LAWS OF SURVIVAL
nice story

to do:
photoclip me with hitler

i am only thinking about what i am doing now. i am not planning for the future. this is some immediate gratification that im getting. but once i start working, i will feel like crap. and later in teh day too. i call it an addiction.

what higene made me get my cold. should i think or list. which would be better
not washing hands
eating cookies without washing hands
using hand santitser
shitting and not washing
using petrolium jelly?

falling correctly

http://aussiejujitsu.wetpaint.com/page/Break+Falling

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/picrender.fcgi?artid=1730991&blobtype=pdf


RESEARCH LETTERS
Can martial arts falling
techniques prevent injuries?
Although falling techniques are taught to
martial artists, athletes and paratroopers, a
BMJ search of Highwire listed journals has
discovered no mention of “falling correctly”,
“safe falling”, etc. “Reducing the force of
impact of a fall on people’s bones” is
discussed.1 But the literature mentions no
impact reduction techniques except for hip
protectors. Exercise and muscle power in old
age are recognized as helping regain balance
after tripping,2 but not all falls are preventable.
So perhaps safe falling should also be
explored.
One finds discussion of types of fall, with no
discussion of those who were trained in
falling.3 Studies of reactions to slipping do not
distinguish athletes and martial artists from
other healthy subjects.4 Tai Chi is mentioned
as appropriate exercise for the prevention of
falls,5 but unlike the Japanese arts, Tai Chi
does not teach falling.
Although correct falling is neglected in the
medical literature, there is much semiscientific
literature by martial arts masters.
An internet search for ukemi yields useful
information.
The ease with which martial artists take
even very hard falls suggests the hypothesis
that falling practice while relatively young can prevent
injury from falls incurred later in life.
A Japanese study of 11 deaths and serious
injuries in aikido from 1972–75, listed eight
due to falling.6 Most of the victims were relative
beginners, suggesting that those who
practice over long periods are more protected.
However, the study population is too small
to permit definitive conclusions, nor is it
known how many such injuries may have
gone unreported. The author admits that:
“some universities were not particularly cooperative”
in supplying data. New students who
had suffered injury or death had been
submitted to excruciating training with many
repetitive falls, suggesting that the injury protection
benefits of martial arts skills must be
balanced against risks accompanying the
process of acquiring the skills. And literature
searches reveal no biomechanical evidence
that martial arts falls result in fewer peak
forces on the body than do everyday falls.
Martial arts tend to have rather specialized
falling techniques. Aikido falls may not
protect you in cases where judo falls will be
effective. There seem to be no studies of the
angles of falls most likely encountered in daily
life, and what techniques would be generally
most preventative. Martial arts practice is so
strenuous that it is unlikely that large
numbers will take it up. There may be an
upper limit to the age at which one can start
practice, although anecdotally it is not unknown
to begin in one’s late 50s, and at least
one Japanese businessman started aikido at
70 and reached the black belt.
It is not known whether the teachers
involved in the tragedies cited above had
training in health sciences or injury prevention.
Many martial arts teachers take extreme
care for the safety of trainees, and some are
health professionals.
There is plenty of anecdotal evidence of
martial artists coming out safely from quite
dangerous falls. So although martial arts falling
techniques may not be a solution for the
general population, they may be so for a
minority. It remains to be seen whether safe
and enjoyable methods might be developed to
teach selected falling techniques to the
general population.
Acknowledgement
I thank L Katz of Budo Ninjutsu for much helpful
advice.
F J Leavitt
Centre for Asian and International Bioethics, Faculty
of Health Sciences, Ben Gurion University of the
Negev, Beer Sheva 84105, Israel;
yeruham@bgumail.bgu.ac.

there was a program running on my xp dell. its name was mrhealthy. online says its a legitimate program under norton av. i thought it was a virus since it was uncloseable in task manager, and i think there is only a folder name called mrhealthy in norton anti virus. i would not think that that program has a parallel program allong with the folder. i think im wrong. i think the program comes up from time to time.

fuck norton for making programs that sound like viruses