breakup

you kinda shot off a tangent

but it works

im bad at thinking

hold on

10:26pmDorany

i tend to do that

10:27pmMe

im not looking fo ranything. im just seeing what happens when i make friends.

im fine with being friends or a relationship. however it works

dont know how to say this well anyway

and i was gonna ask you

the same thing

are you saying you dont want me to come over

10:29pmDorany

i just want us to be friends

im not saying that

10:29pmMe

ok i guess

is that because of hte sex?

10:30pmDorany

just dont expect anything

not really

i just dont think we should

i wasnt sober both times

10:31pmMe

thats what i was thinking

i was asking you about that

10:31pmDorany

which isnt good on my part

10:31pmMe

you said it was ok but whatever

am i not your type?

10:32pmDorany

i said what was ok?

10:32pmMe

that you being drunk was ok

i was ambiguous

vague

so you probably were thinking something else

10:32pmDorany

i said that because i was drunk. when i sobered up and reflected on my drunken stupor i realized it wasnt

10:33pmMe

would the when matter?

like when i kinda hung out with you while you were doing your work

im just wondering why it doesnt work

is it how i look or my personality

10:34pmDorany

its not that youre not my type, im just not looking for a relationship

not at all

youre awesome

like i said, i dont want anything serious

10:34pmMe

i dont either

10:34pmDorany

relationships are draining and i just want to focus on school

10:35pmMe

makes more sense

wanna use me as a hooker then?

or a hang out friend

just call me on your time

10:35pmDorany

but it has nothing to do with looks or personality

10:35pmMe

i know

because u said its school

i trust you

10:36pmDorany

just a hang out friend

10:36pmMe

awww

no to being a hooker

well

ill be over with ivan next time then

10:36pmDorany

im not opposed to hanging out man

thats not what im saying

but you probably shouldnt sleep over

10:37pmMe

yeah

i see how that doesnt work

10:39pmDorany

hope you still wanna chill tho

i had a good time with you at the beach

10:39pmMe

i had some ideas

10:40pmDorany

what were they?

10:40pmMe

for chilling

dunno why i typed htat

10:40pmDorany

oh

im down if you are

still

10:41pmMe

i think my mind works specifically

and im tryhing to pinpoint things

feels pointless

i feel like you maybe did before

like its my fault you dont kinda like me

10:44pmDorany

i dont know what to tell you to make you think otherwise, but its not

at all

10:44pmMe

same as what i said to you last week, if it relates

10:45pmMe

i wanted to rock climb sometime

but thats later

10:45pmDorany

like i said, im down if youre up to takin me

10:46pmMe

?

that sounds weird

10:46pmDorany

sorry

nm

10:46pmMe

heh

can i ask you something

do you find me attractive

10:47pmDorany

yeah, very much so

first time i saw you i told ivan i thought you were hot

10:48pmMe

YOU WERE DRUNKKKKKK

NOOOOOOO

10:48pmDorany

after i sobered up

i told him

10:48pmMe

thats very complimenting

10:48pmDorany

its true

10:49pmMe

would it be funny for me to retort by being an asshole?

but ur serious.

so i wont

and ill just say thank you

10:49pmDorany

it would be funny

but yes, i am being serious

10:50pmMe

i was gonna say

first time i saw you i told ivan i thought you were uglay

or some other disrespectful thing

maybe cocksucking assmun

nawwwww

10:51pmDorany

good to know

10:52pmMe

what u mean

i was joking

trying to

bad punch line

dialogue ideas

 are you 21 already?

11:00pmMe

lol

yes

ur like 22

11:00pmChristopher

oh wow

no 23

11:00pmMe

everyone i know is still around 18

but i need to fix my car tomorrow morning

11:01pmChristopher

booo

I need to get my car checked up this week

11:03pmMe

pay my school and ill do it

i go to skyline

and have school 5 days a week

someone came in with NO brakes

they were all worn down

11:03pmChristopher

haha

so why were you in Osh the other day?

11:03pmMe

looking for a pipe

11:04pmChristopher

interesting

11:04pmMe

yup

i was going to do interesting things with the pipe

11:04pmChristopher

oh good

pipes are fun

11:05pmMe

i actually needed a special kind you didnt have

it was disappointing

11:05pmChristopher

you can try Lowe's

11:06pmMe

i bet they would have the special pipe

its smashed up

and 5 years old

1:17amMe

only the front

the engine is perfect

1:17amChristian

oh

1:17amMe

i would do anyone for that car

ANYONEEEEE

1:17amChristian

lol\

1:17amMe

i think ill go find a sugardaddy

1:17amChristian

haha if you do see if he has a friend

im very poor 

1:18amMe

lol

im sure theres lots of rich gay guys

im really thinking about it

i need options

1:18amChristian

lol

you gonna be a homemaker?

1:18amMe

lol

just fucking i guess

i dont care, i just want that car

1:19amChristian

haha

you gotta be attracted to him or it wont work

whats ur ideal looking kinda guy

like whats ur type

1:20amMe

hey

im attracted to the car

seriously

id do some old rich guy

ideal is young and skinny muscular

american

i dotn like fobs

dont know myself too well so icant define those things
-----

youve changed the voice of my conscience. it sucks. i cant talk to myself in my head normally. its quite an accomplishment for you

go back to the 80s and use a pager. or stick to texting. how about that

heres some things i was thinking of while you were brushing me off. and im typing this so i dont waste the thought i had.

----------

i'll do

both medicure and pedicure

Dan

8:06pmMe

ok

doesnt that take a long time?

8:07pmAlex

lol, 15 minutes

1000 usd

tip depends on you

8:07pmMe

1000?

8:08pmAlex

fee is 1000 dollars

lol

8:08pmMe

you can have my car

8:08pmAlex

really

8:09pmMe

yup

8:09pmAlex

that's a major joke

8:09pmMe

yes it is

8:09pmAlex

lol

Dan
============

how do you get hard when a guy sucks your dick

5:21pmMe

getting my dick sucked feels good but i cant get off with a guy

i have to think about girls

thats what i did all the time

5:21pmColeman

that sucks

5:21pmMe

think about girls

yup

5:21pmColeman

how many guys have you been with

and how many girls

5:21pmMe

sucks if im not truly gay

3 girls one guy

id say 2 girls

one last week making 3

5:21pmColeman

any girls from mills

5:21pmMe

nope

i got no balls then

5:21pmColeman

howd you meet them

5:21pmMe

friends

after highschool

i wish i did girls then

5:22pmColeman

why

do you like younger girls

5:22pmMe

i missed out on the girls that were attracted to me

so i wish i did do them

i thnk that carries on and now i like some younger girls

because i missed out

and am trying to make up

5:23pmColeman

did you fuck this girl

chrstina pickney

in all your pics

5:23pmMe

nope

nope

5:23pmColeman

too bad

5:23pmMe

nobody in high school

5:23pmColeman

shes hot

5:23pmMe

rofl

no

she isnt

shes ok now

5:23pmColeman

oh in some pics she looks okay

5:23pmMe

and she does some 40 year old guy

she likes old men

with piggytails

5:18pmColeman

gross

5:23pmMe

jk

5:23pmColeman

who did you fuck

5:23pmMe

her boyfirend is 32 and he has a piggytail

after high school

5:24pmColeman

your boyfriend was asian?

5:24pmMe

a girl named franchesca

yes

5:24pmColeman

i see you kissing an asian guy

5:24pmMe

u can see it in the pics

yes

yup

taht guy

5:24pmColeman

franchesca canata bowman?

5:24pmMe

dunno

i took her off my facebook

franchesca mercado

wheres that link

5:24pmColeman

whyd yo utake her off

5:25pmMe

it was like 3 years ago and im embarrassed

i still wanted to be with her

5:25pmColeman

why

5:25pmMe

but she broke it off

i was depressed before it and it got in the way of the relationship

5:25pmColeman

did the asian guy have a small dick

5:26pmMe

decent sized one

OHHHH

I DID THIS FAT GUY LAST WEEK

with the girl

5:26pmColeman

lol wtf

5:26pmMe

just remembered

5:26pmColeman

what do you mean

you fucked him?

5:26pmMe

no

just sucked his dick

5:26pmColeman

let me see a pic of this girl

5:27pmMe

he soo wanted to do me

5:27pmColeman

were you guys on drugs or something

5:27pmMe

they were drunk 

i didnt want them to be

a bunch of college guys

5:27pmColeman

what?

i thought it was a girl and a guy

5:27pmMe

i mean it as a group

i say guys

instead of people

always say guys

LINK AND MEAN STUFF I SAID ABOUT PEOPLE

I CARE ABOUT EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW TOO MUCH

5:28pmColeman

howd you guys get drunk

and end up fuckinjg

5:28pmMe

i started off by being naked while everyone was sober

and having the gay guy draw me

ha

5:28pmColeman

was this at a house party

or something

or just you 3

5:29pmMe

dorms

4 ppl

one sat out

and watched i guess

one girl

5:29pmColeman

why did you get naked

5:29pmMe

shes got a boyfriend

for the hell of it

i thought it would be a good idea

half way in i got bored and thought differently

5:29pmColeman

do you have a nice physique

5:29pmMe

i assume so

my dick is small flaccid though

hmmm

5:29pmColeman

do you have a big dick erect

5:29pmMe

average size

what about u

5:29pmColeman

whats that mean

5:30pmMe

i say 6 and not that girthy

5:30pmColeman

people tell me im big or average

i assume im average

5:30pmMe

you would probably be big

5:30pmColeman

some people just like to flatter you

5:30pmMe

lemmie see

5:30pmColeman

well im half asian

5:30pmMe

people only say im average

im 1/4 asian

i guess i have small white dick in me

5:30pmColeman

i think most guys are 6 or under

5:31pmMe

i heard 6 is average

so far all ive seen is big dick

5:31pmColeman

that tiny asian guy

had a bigger dick than u?

lol

5:31pmMe

dunno if hes gay

hes not tiny

5:31pmColeman

he looks like hed have a small one

5:31pmMe

hes buff and has a bigger one

big vietnamese dick

yeah

5:31pmColeman

how big was it

5:31pmMe

lINK I SHOULD HAVE NOT PUT
bigger than mine

by half inch or inch

5:31pmColeman

by a lot

5:31pmMe

and thickeer

lets hang out and compare dicks

for a couple of hours

or 5 mins

5:32pmColeman

why

5:32pmMe

why not

5:32pmColeman

why did you think im gay

how could you tell

why did you message me out of the blue

5:32pmMe

my friend said you look like it

after i asked him

5:32pmColeman

who

5:33pmMe

said you remind him of another gay guy

who got out after marriage

5:33pmColeman

what dorms do you hang out in

5:33pmMe

sucks that he found he was gay at 30

santa cruz

1 time so far

5:33pmColeman

do you think im good looking

5:33pmMe

kinda chubby

I SAY UR CUTE

but not hot

5:34pmColeman

lol im chubby?

5:34pmMe

ur genes have fucked you over so your abbs dont show

thats wah ti meant

christopher thomas anyway

from before

5:34pmColeman

most people dont have visible abs

5:34pmMe

i used to

5:34pmColeman

only twinks

5:34pmMe

i should get them back

yup

im a twink

5:35pmColeman

i know

5:35pmMe

white guys really ahve to work for htem

5:35pmColeman

i thought you were kinda good looking in high school

5:35pmMe

i was skinny as fuck

now ive got a extra 5 lbs

my abbs dont show as much

i used to be a rail

5:35pmColeman

yeah youre way too skinny

5:35pmMe

i would say a hot rail

here

let me find a picture

5:35pmColeman

i think my preferences changed

because i started diong sports

5:36pmMe

whats ur p

yeah

yup

what sports

5:36pmColeman

so skinny weak looking guys

5:36pmMe

other than wrestling

and why are you afraid of when i asked if ur gay

ROFL

5:36pmColeman

boxing

5:36pmMe

weak guys

u wanna be stupid from brain damage?

5:36pmColeman

skinny guys i just assume i could beat them up too easy

you try not to get hit in boxing

if youre getting hit hard in the face youre doing it wrong

thats like idiots having a fight club in their back yard

find a picture of what

5:37pmMe

of me as a rail

and im trying to find the guy you remind my ex

5:38pmColeman

your ex is 30?

lol and he fucked you when you were like 18?

5:38pmMe

yup

exactly

no

i was 19

5:39pmColeman

how did you meet a 30 year old

5:39pmMe

http://www.myspace.com/danpowers

tapex

heres my profile

look at my pics

5:39pmColeman

tapex?

whats tapex

5:40pmMe

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=15828195&albumID=368431&imageID=18680088

tapioca express when i worked there

theres too much stuff

does the link work

5:41pmColeman

yes

you look like an albino

5:41pmMe

thats waht i looked like

ypup

lol

i dont tan

i dont wan tto

5:42pmColeman

you obviously do tan

5:42pmMe

skinny white?

5:42pmColeman

your arms are darker

5:42pmMe

skinny right?

i dont tan my chest

or go shirtless much

5:42pmColeman

you just have a narrow build

and seem naturally skinny

how much do you weigh

5:42pmMe

i think the white will kick in and ill get fatter by 30

150

what are you

5:42pmColeman

i weigh like 220 lbs, i gained 20 lbs

because i got hurt

5:43pmMe

are you 6'5

5:43pmColeman

and i cant work out as much

im 6'2

how tall are you

5:43pmMe

i thnik its easier to talk on the phone

can you call me

5:43pmColeman

no

5:43pmMe

why

5:43pmColeman

my phone is my modem

5:43pmMe

you have a boyfirned?

5:43pmColeman

i cant go online without it

5:43pmMe

didnt knwo people have dialup

do you have a cellphone

5:44pmColeman

its not dialup

its my 3g

from my phone

5:44pmMe

are you using a keypad?

5:44pmColeman

i dont have cable or cable internet

i conenct my phone to my laptop

5:44pmMe

right

ok

5:44pmColeman

and use the wireless

5:44pmMe

well

5:44pmColeman

i dont have a bf

5:44pmMe

today my ex was a bitch

5:45pmColeman

why did you show my pictures to someone

5:45pmMe

what to who?

i didnt knwo its not ok

i showed your profile

did someone add you or talk or something?

5:45pmColeman

why did you show my pic to ur ex

5:45pmMe

its not that

5:45pmColeman

why

5:45pmMe

whats wrong

5:45pmColeman

no im just curious as to why you wuold even do that

5:46pmMe

i dont see why not

to ask if he thought your gay

you're

5:46pmColeman

we havent seen eah other in 6 years

why would you still look at my profile

and show it to people

5:46pmMe

to see who in high school is gay

5:46pmColeman

who else is gay

5:46pmMe

rick

thats all

dunno

anyone else

some other younger gay guys

5:46pmColeman

who else did u show to him

5:47pmMe

i asked about you

so only you

that wrong?

5:47pmColeman

yeah im just wondering why you seem to be fascinated with me

to a minor extent

5:47pmMe

we talked on and off for a long time

5:47pmColeman

im not actually gay

5:48pmMe

yes you are

5:48pmColeman

im straight i just thought itd be funny

to say i was gay

i didnt get laid at all in high school either

5:48pmMe

you said you did guys

5:48pmColeman

rick hated me i dont know hwy youd think wed fuck

i was lying because i thought it was an absurd question to ask someone

5:48pmMe

thanks for dragging it on for a long time

5:49pmColeman

lol who cares

sorry we cant measure dicks

or suck each other off

5:49pmMe

oh no

too bad

5:49pmColeman

you seem to be getting laid a lot anyways

5:49pmMe

nope

not alot

5:49pmColeman

are you mad i told you i was gay

5:49pmMe

only a little

5:49pmColeman

who cares

5:49pmMe

didnt thnk ud lie

5:49pmColeman

i was a virgin and a loser for a long time

even after high school

5:49pmMe

right

5:49pmColeman

im still a loser now

5:49pmMe

sure

5:50pmColeman

but im not a virgin

5:50pmMe

ok?

5:50pmColeman

um okay

talk to you later i guess

now that you dont wanna talk lol

since im not gay

5:50pmMe

have fun

sure